Making an impression at an improv audition can be hard.

Auditions are, by their very nature, a popularity contest.

Know that the only way to succeed is by crushing your competition.

Everyone is there to win, but using these tips, you’re sure to come out on top.

Only speak if you have something funny to say.

Try to be in every scene.

Have some pre-written jokes in your back pocket, ready to deploy.

Every break is an opportunity to really monopolise the director’s time.

Remember: always endow women as your mother or your girlfriend.

Seek out nervous auditionees, stand next to them to look confident in comparison.

Listen for other people saying clever lines, immediately repeat those lines BUT LOUDER.

Observe your fellow performers closely, if they make a mistake, point them out to the director.

Old people stereotypes make for hilariously memorable characters.

Knowledge is power. Read “Truth in Comedy” and quote it verbatim whenever you speak.

Genuine connection with your scene partner is rare. Go for the easy laugh instead.

Only ever punch down.